Kinda puts a new meaning behind the current Open Happiness” slogan…

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How soon is too soon? 

Not soon enough.  Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and fitting in’ during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.  So, do yourself a favor.  Do your child a favor.  Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.”

Does Your Baby Drink Enough Coke? - The Blog - Chicago Reader


Posted: July 21, 2010



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